Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in altkeynumberpad's LiveJournal:

Sunday, April 17th, 2005
2:07 am	oh but sure uh huh the girl behind you was the only thing that made you seem somewhat pretty. you smelled like belly button you moved across the floor like a cripple i imagine you doing the charleston under disco lights wearing only a bow tie something is so unappealing about the glistening grease of fingers and mouths you ate that fuckin brown cow you peeled back your fingernails cause you thought it was pretty the pinch of skin between your breast and arm was clearly there for me to laugh. you rubbed it raw violently you knew that wasnt the place for such things i imagine you doing the charleston under disco lights wearing only a bow tie now then...... who's gonna tell me chuck dickens didnt write the tightest of the tight! Current Mood: fresh button scent (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 28th, 2005
11:20 am	Best get up out my face boy...... Today's episode of judge hatchett featuring diondre his mother and older sister made me cry. however, judge hatchett's shoe choice i felt was a bit inappropriate for the courtroom. So I walked my dog the other night and unbeknown-st to me stepped in a massive pile of some other dog's sludge. Somehow i managed to not track any of said sludge into the house. I went to my bathroom/office and sat at my desk and removed my shoes and socks still unaware of what had happened. it feels good to take off shoes and socks. anyway, i was stretching my toes and kinda rubbing my feet together which felt really nice but curiously mushy? I just figured it was sweaty feet or something i dont really know.... sometimes im oblivious. I did this for about another 2 or 3 minutes and then looked down in horror. my feet were completely covered in some other dog's good girls. When i say covered i mean it. it would have been terrible except i had managed to smear the dog crap into a smiley face on my bathroom floor and so i just figured it was fate and hopped into the shower. Current Mood: truck Current Music: flashback to dial-up....... phonetically si chee ations (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
3:20 am	rockin the shark's tooth necklace Im a precious treasure Current Mood: demitasse Current Music: mariah carey dream lover (Comment on this)
Saturday, March 5th, 2005
4:52 am	killing yourself is dumb but may be good advice for some. I dont mean that. but fuck you all seriously from the bottom of my heart. some part of this must be true..... damn you materialistic fucks. vain ass sons of bitches. when's the last time you prayed for someone ( wow my hypocrisy over floweth) look at my new hair....... check out this rad band........ peep my fresh tats...... man was i fuckin drunk...... im a whore..... i have no self-esteem but make up for it with ego..... only people with big tits have something worth commenting on anyway ...... im gonna be sick Current Mood: halfhearted Current Music: you got me-vhs or beta (25 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 19th, 2005
5:42 am	phoebe's the slow jam you forgot about.....remembered Sometimes I get so annoyed by my dog because she can be a trouble maker. She is vindictive.... Other times like right now she is so beautiful and peaceful and i wish i could fold her up and put her in my pocket or maybe in the bend of my elbow. her bonnet made of ears cant be beat... Current Mood: at sea Current Music: night rally-a birthday party (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, February 7th, 2005
5:58 am	yes now what you know about the banana and mayonaise lightly toasted bread on a "napkain" i think i might be back Current Mood: plump Current Music: hrarth's golden lariat (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 10th, 2004
3:10 pm	yes If i could kill myself every night before bed and know that i would wake up fully restored in the morning i would do it. The feeling of pulling the trigger of a loaded gun pointed at your head has got to be enough to bring you out of depression only youre dead after you do it, well if you were doing it right and not just screaming out for attention. Current Mood: clipper shipsh leave the h Current Music: as i ought to (Comment on this)
Monday, November 8th, 2004
3:10 am	G.I. Joes kicked the hell out of bj's and i've had some remarkable blow jobs Could everyone be so kind as to try and remember the exact moment you lost your innocence, and by that I mean, realized the world was not a good place, that it wasn't a land of chuckey cheeses and ice cream cakes, that what you did mattered, I guess any event that opened your eyes to the way things really are. I've listed one below, it was not the first but one of the most powerful. I don't remember how old I was, but I remember it like it was yesterday. I am in a darkened room with about 10 or so other young kids watching Mary Poppins for the first time in my life. A little black girl is simultaneously teaching me how to tie my shoes. I pulled the knot tight and at that moment I was filled with joy.... one second later..literally... I cried for the first time because of a movie. At that very moment I realized that women were no good. It hurt me. Those kids loved Mary and she abandoned them. I don't care if the parents came to their senses and started paying attention to their children, Mary was wrong for leaving. Romans 12:1-2 I appeal to you therefore, brothers, by the mercies of God, to present your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and acceptable to God, which is your spiritual worship. 2 Do not be conformed to this world,but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and acceptable and perfect. Im not forcing my will on you. Don't you want to live in a world where holding hands is still an amazing feeling? Don't you want to live in a world where cumming on a girl's face isn't what does it for you? Don't you want to live in a world where deciding if marriage should be defined as being only between a man and a woman was not an issue? Don't you want to live in a world where morality shouldn't have been the basis for a reelection? Do any of you remember how wonderful life was when you were innocent? I do want that world but for much different reasons than all of you. I'd give anything to remember the feeling of taking off my training wheels. I'd give anything to remember what life was like before I could tie my shoes. I wish I was innocent enough to still have fight between Stormshadow and an invisible enemy....( snake eyes was cool but storm shadow had that freakin awesome sword) Current Mood: kill you in the face Current Music: hrarth beeps machine school featurette/sconsin swissed toast (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, November 5th, 2004
4:09 am	Philippians 4:4-9,12-13 4,Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice! 5,Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near. 6,Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. 7,And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. 8,Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable--if anything is excellent or praiseworthy--think about such things. 9,Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me--put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you. 12,I know what it is to be in need, and I know what it is to have plenty. I have learned the secret of being content in any and every situation, whether well fed or hungry, whether living in plenty or in want. 13,I can do everything through him who gives me strength. Therefore, I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God--this is your spiritual[1] act of worship. 2Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God's will is--his good, pleasing and perfect will. Romans 12:1-2 30 Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall; 31 but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint Isaiah 40:30-31 (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 4th, 2004
3:55 pm	I've flown on a jumbo jet chickey nuggey tummy ache Ive been turning cartwheels and playing with a ducky in the pond I got an ouchy Thats a buh boo boo to you mister Gosh! am I thirsty chickey nuggey tummy ache wanna play toss it around? then have a cheese sammy I guess I'll share my fun dip tee hee your mouth is all purpley chickey nuggey tummy ache an ice cold drink of wah wah my feetsies nice and snug in sheetsies warm and downy soft giggley giggley dippy sauce Current Mood: placky bus Current Music: soft bosom by jack and the hand me downs (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 14th, 2004
4:47 am	PUT IT IN MY BUTT/ wobbledy wobbledy drop it like its hot Put it in my butt.... I got news for all the little girls out there ages 18 and up. Here's the deal. By now im sure 99 % of you have decided to dress up as a WHORE for halloween, but before you do remember that by dressing as a whore you are saying to all the guys in this world that dig girls who dress up as whores for halloween, "put it in my butt." Listen, you will be treated just like you choose to present yourselves. You will not be cute. You will not be clever or original. You will be one big hole for some cocksucker to stick his dick in. Now you might say, "well maybe I want to get laid." If this is the case and you've dressed as a whore for halloween then the outside matches the inside. YOU ARE A WHORE. Im not saying guys arent just as bad. wait.... what am i saying. scratch everything... please all of you dress as whores for halloween. Maybe if were at a party together I can rub my semi erect penis up against your back while we freak on the dance floor. ooooooooooo then we can drink a shit ton of alcohol, fuck in some strangers bed, and hey who knows I might even be nice enough to hold your hair back while you toss your shit in the toilet..... if you can make it there. However, if you throw up in the morning you are on your own biotch. GET OFF MY INCHES BITCHES!!! Now then, I have this thing I need to talk about on here. I long for the feeling of biting into flesh. Its not sexual , not a fetish. its just that human skin between teeth even if its my own feels freakin awesome. Now here is where my problem lies. I really want to just bite until i break through and my teeth touch eachother and i definitely want to then rip it off with one quick turn of my head. i dont want to hurt anyone or myself and i dont want to see it and i dont want to taste it and i dont want to deal with blood. i just really want to take a chunk out. if a chunklet taken out could magically regenerate i would go around all day ripping peoples shit up. Have you ever gotten the pee pee shivers? I'll be sitting watching tv and then ya know just kinda bite my arm and when i realize i cant complete the sensation i want i get the fuckin pee pee shivers and have to hit something. Im kinda jacked I guess. oh yeah.... theres gonna be a lot more where this came from Current Mood: umbilical Current Music: someone ate my fried chicken and im pissed (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 7th, 2004
2:44 am	Pet Sounds is a genius album... yeah and the holocaust was a big jew lie Good, I have finally found a starting place for this whole thing. I know what I have to say is gonna be hard for some of you to accept but I implore you to at least listen. First, I am absolutely amazed at the number of humans alive that seem to know all there is about what qualifies an album as being well produced. Five out of ten times, when I ask someone why they like Pet Sounds, they say "the production is amazing ... the album was way ahead of its time." To the five I say basheepers. First of all an album can not be way ahead of its time because thats when that shit came out and I mean come on guys and gals, pop songs were not something new, neither was reverb. Second, none of you hypothetical five of ten seem to be able to back up what makes Pet Sounds a well produced record.I wish you guys would just make some shit up to support your argument. Now, we have the other five of ten who can't seem to tell me anything about Pet Sounds but insist it's "genius." Hmmmmm..... Im starting to think that maybe saying/thinking out loud that Pet Sounds is genius is the equivalent of the wwjd bracelet, the emo backpack (buttons/patches included),and girls in waddle tight jeans. It's the thing to do. After all, who will respect your musical opinion if you dont think Pet Sounds is genius. Think youre gonna land that girl with the I just got out of bed haircut without some converse all-stars and a back pack? Think again. I do believe some people in this world think Pet Sounds is genius. To all of you, I ask for your support. Are not all of you a bit tired of the 99.9% of fake ass punks out there who jump on the bandwagon and say brian wilson is god. So let us all hoist up the john b sail and float the fake shit out of here. I guess this is my way of saying "Hi there, I'm Rusty and its nice to meet you." Current Mood: sha kah Current Music: The Gentle Art of Making Enemies- Faith No More (2 Comments |Comment on this)